Saturday, October 31, 2015


“Gooning” may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating from his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man’s dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock to become one : the gooning state. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man’s body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term “goon”, since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Thumb up before cum!.mp4


Monday, October 26, 2015

Lets Do Lunch This Thursday

Lunch Meat: It's gonna big a big one!

... Bologna, All Meat
Bologna, Beef
Bologna, Beef, Low Fat
Bologna, German
Bologna, Italian
Bologna, Kosher
Bologna, Lebanon
Franks, Beef
Franks, Beef - Kosher
Franks, Low Fat
Franks, Meat
Franks, Natural Casing
Salami, Beef
Salami, Genoa
Salami, Hard
Salami, Italian
Salami, Kosher
Salami, Low Fat ...

suit stroke.mp4


Friday, October 23, 2015

The Sweet Stuff

You can call it Pre-ejaculate, pre-ejaculatory fluid, preseminal fluid, or pre-cum, but to me that suggests that it's only important as a prelude to semen, and I must object to that attitude in the strongest terms, gentlemen!

Cowper's fluid is interesting but not super sexy, and even the Urban Dictionary Website doesn't seem to have any good alternate names (though this is pretty funny: Precumdiment and maybe a good option for precum itself).

So: man-syrup? cock-honey? dickalicious? What do you guys think - any suggestions for a better name?

If you want to bone up on the wonderful substance itself here's some info:

And some visuals for inspiration:


Oozing precum.mp4

This one is a fascinating example of the slipperiness of the concept of precum - while I'm sure there's some actual bulbo-urethral fluid mixed in with the juice flowing from this man's cock, it looks to me like he's edging and it's probably mostly a mix of prostatic fluid and full-on semen:


Monday, October 19, 2015

The Goods

The following video is included for educational purposes only ;)

Tony Duque se lo pone para ti.mp4

Is Masturbation Good For You.mp4



Thursday, October 15, 2015

Cock à la carte

Every working man needs a Hot Lunch to fortify him and keep him happy and healthy, so we have another lunchtime party comin' at you later this month: